Staci,
Sometimes you can be kind of an IDIOT. You are very impatient and sometimes overly zealous. You do things you know you shouldn't and you end up having to suffer the consequences of your foolish actions.
For FUTURE reference:
Probably not a great idea to throw a herkie during Zumba. You're NOT 17 anymore and you pretty much looked like an idiot. You could have hurt yourself...pulled a muscle or fallen on your face. Yes the music has a tendency to "overcome" you but really, you're almost 30. Act your age.
DO NOT I repeat DO NOT attempt to fix anything on your NEW car without professional assistance. You may think you are just spray painting a little blemish on the black trim of your car and you just MIGHT end up accidentally sanding down the white paint on the door all the way to the metal. The entire door had to be professionally painted. This attempt at saving a buck ended up costing you a good $400+. VERY foolish.
Also, that little noise that the car makes when you are backing up......yeah, that noise is there to tell you that you are JUST ABOUT TO HIT SOMETHING! Wish you would have paid attention or you wouldn't have backed into the vaccum thing at the carwash and put a DENT in the back of your new car as well.
Lastly, its probably not a great idea to text your husband a mildly provocative text and push the send button before making sure it isn't going to your NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR.
Just sayin........
6 comments:
Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard that I'm crying. You are freaking hilarious. :)
Don't lie. It wasn't mildly provocative!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! We were just talking and I wish I'd read this first so I could have gotten the inside scoop on #3. Laughing my butt off in Washington, and so grateful for bloggs!
Hahahahaha! You made my day!!
Staci- you are so funny!! i love you!! It sounds very similar to the way that I am... I am glad that I am not alone in this world.
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