Parker: "Mom, I want to be REALLY old."
Me: "How come Parks?"
Parker: "Cause then I could get one of those scooters from the scooter store. It would be so AWESOME and it would be FREE!"
Today while driving Dallin to school:
Landon: " I didn't want to move to Idaho Falls."
Parker: "Yes you did Landon. Idaho Falls tastes SO good. They have Taco Johns and Sundae's Eats and Treats."
Today at the Tire Store:
Parker: "Hey Mom, what is that thing?"
Me: "Its a coffee machine."
Parker: "Coffee is bad though mom. Only robbers and scary people drink it, thats what Dallin told me." As I start to correct him the woman at the front desk comes in and starts making herself some coffee.
Parker: "O my gosh! The tire lady is a robber!!!"
Me: (Beet Red) "Ummm....no Parks, lets talk about this in the car."

3 comments:
I just love your "Parkerisms" posts! They are my absolute favorite. How fun to have someone to entertain you daily and keep you upbeat! What a cutie :)
:) I needed a good laugh this morning! Tell Parks thanks for being so cute & funny!
That is SOOOO funny! I love these posts, you really made me smile today.
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