A quiz for Dallin

A friend did this and I thought it would be fun to see some of the answers I would get:
I asked Dallin the following questions and here are his answers:

1. What is something mom always says to you? Fold your arms and go to bed.
2. What makes mom happy? when we help you with stuff like cleaning toys and washing dishes
3. What makes mom sad? When we don't help you and when I go so school.
4. How does your mom make you laugh? when you say jokes and when you tickle us
5. What was your mom like as a child? She went to school...I don't know.
6. How old is your mom? 26? (Sure! I'll shave a year off no problem!)
7. How tall is your mom? 5 feet tall
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Go to bed and clean dishes and share with us.
9. What does your mom do when you are not around? Ummm...I need help with this one.
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? I don't know. You were famous when you got married or something.
11. What is your mom really good at? doing races and doing swimming.
12. What is your mom not so good at? football basketball jumping high
13. What does your mom do for her job? Sometimes your job is to clean up our toys and make our beds. Recycling. (What? We don't even have a recycling bin....even though I HAVE requested one)
14. What is your mom’s favorite food? rice tomatoes salad (nope, nope and nope)
15. What makes you proud of your mom?when she wins at games (I'm pretty sure he just gets ticked off at me...he is FAR from proud of me)
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? I don't know. I like Spongebob though.
17. What do you and your mom do together? Hug each other and go to Jacksons (gas station) and the library and swimming places.
18. How are you and your mom the same? We have same faces and we're both wearing jeans
19. How are you and your mom different? Eyes are different.
20. How do you know your mom loves you?Because you say it ALL THE TIME!