Anyone want some ICE CREAM???

Me: "Hey KIDS! We've been kind of cooped up today...and since Parker has been fighting this flu the past few days, how about I treat you to a delicious REED'S ICE CREAM?!!" ☺

KID: "AWESOME!!! Reed's ice cream is the BEST!!!!"

(20 minutes later, enjoying Reed's Ice Cream)

(While we are eating I start eavesdropping on the convo going on behind the counter)  "Hey Jace, why do you keep wiping your eye over and over again." Jace says,"Well, I've got these eye boogers that keep coming back....pretty sure its pink eye."

Freakin SICK! Gahhhh! We are SO outta there!

ME: "Hey kids, lets go look at the cows back behind Reed's Dairy and see where our ice cream comes from."

KIDS: "Yay!"

What we see:

Hot steamy pee flying all over the place:

 Poop squirting out all over the ground: Oh, and the CHICKEN in the picture went over and helped himself to a little sample of that nastiness (Seriously??? Could this GET any more DISGUSTING???)

Big engorged utters all over the place, and yes, more green soft serve spewing out from all directions.

Cows walking around and laying in more crap and piss. (Sorry, it just kind of came out.)

My kids were laughing uncontrollably:

And I was busy dry heaving and trying to hold in my "DELICIOUS Reed's Ice Cream." Bleh.