
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Stolen Pictures

Friday, January 1, 2010
Resolutions 2010
1: Spend more one on one time with each of my boys (that includes Nate)
2: More dance parties in the front room
3: Pray more
4: Delegate more and realize that its okay to say "no" sometimes
5: Ride my new bike
Now, if I wanted to make my goals REALLY attainable I should have written something like:
1. eat more chocolate
2. see how big the laundry pile can get before there are no clothes left to wear in the house
3. have frozen waffles for breakfast at least 3 days out of the week
Welcome 2010.....be good to us please.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Christmas 2009 Overview



Thursday, December 24, 2009
Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my three children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my son's boy scout uniform with staples and a glue gun.
I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.
I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month two pregnancies ago.
If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals; and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, "Yes, Mommy" to boost my parental confidence, along with three kids who don't fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting "Don't eat in the living room" and "Take your hands off your brother," because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season.
Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely.
It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don't catch cold. Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always,
Motherboard
P.S. One more thing...you can cancel ALL my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Gingerbread Houses
Here are a few of the finished products. Mine was the "kit" (upper left hand corner) with all of the items ready to go and it STILL looks like it threw up on itself. Jason's (Upper right) ended up looking most like an outhouse. 
Robby's won for best overall:Sunday, December 20, 2009
The Train Tradition

Wednesday, December 16, 2009
One whole hand


Parker's Favorites at 5:
Favorite toys: nerf guns, GI Joes, Transformers, anything sports related, skateboards
Favorite movies: UP, Toy Story, Incredibles, Monsters Inc.
Favorite Games: Sorry, UNO, Bingo
Favorite foods: cereal, oatmeal, pizza, brownies, string cheese, broccoli
Joys: playing with his brothers and uncles, sleeping over at Grandmas and getting to go to the candy store, skateboarding, playing sports, having Family Home Evening, going to Chuck E Cheese.
Happy "whole hand" birthday big guy! I love you SO much!
Monday, December 14, 2009
Not all it's cracked up to be
Here he is 5 seconds later when they turned the ride on:
Wait for it...............
Wait for it......................................
TADA!
I must be an unfit mother. Instead of running in to rescue him immediately I took his picture and tried to conceal my unrestrained laughter.
The whole ride had to be turned off so he could exit. He opted to ride the carousel instead.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Boys for sale.
Ok, DEEEEEP breath. You know it is a BAD day when you are actually looking forward to the day your kids become teenagers. What is wrong with my kids today? They have been absolutely HORRIBLE. They have been disobedient, talked back, given us major attitude, ignored us, hit each other...actually Landon hit me too and broke my necklace, destroyed the house, threw food all over the place, and that is just the tip of the iceberg.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
The UGLY side of Christmas!
First of all......we are SO incredibly lucky! We have such fantastic friends and are SO blessed to have each of them in our lives! Life would be pretty boring without them.Holiday time is crazy busy but I thought it would be fun to host an UGLY Christmas sweater party to hang out and have some adult time away from the kids. (THANKS Grandma and Grandpa!)
It was such an adventure trying to find the perfect sweater. Nate and I went to DI, Savers and Goodwill. We felt like we were catching swine flu the entire time but we had a good laugh searching through all of the NASTY sweaters. Side note: Have you ever noticed the STINK level difference between DI and Savers? Savers absolutely REEKS compared to DI! Anyway......
Here was the beauty that I ended up with: (Don't I look like a kindergarten teacher?)
And here is Nate's little Christmas classic. (I'm pretty sure it was a women's sweater but hey.....it works!)




We enjoyed some yummy food (anything dipped in the chocolate fountain is ALWAYS good), played a funny game and swapped white elephant gifts. I haven't laughed so hard in quite awhile! What a great night....thanks to all who came!Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Classic Parker....
Today for preschool we took our kiddos to a retirement home. Our little 5 year olds were going to bring some Christmas spirit to the elderly folks there by singing a few Christmas songs. Parker wasn't digging any of it. .
First off, he freezes in front of a crowd. He didn't want to wear the reindeer antlers either because he was just WAY too cool for them but when he saw his younger brother wearing them he had a meltdown. Not surprising at all.
Good thing half of the audience was asleep or couldn't see what was going on. :)
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Hanging out at the fire station....



I can't believe how BIG my Dallin looks on Santa's knee. I will say this though....it was the very first year we didn't have ANY tears! Parker seemed a little nervous when Santa asked if he had been good this year. His response was....."Well....I've been pretty good. I'm just trying to be better." :)
My kids only asked for 1 toy each. I was pretty excited about that except for the fact that they asked for something completely different from what they put on their lists AND their letters to Santa a few weeks back. I told them Santa was getting old and so he would probably just go with what we wrote on our letters because its easier for him to remember when things are written down. hehe.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Ain't gettin nuttin for Christmas.....
Conversation with Parker yesterday while running into Walmart for a minute:Parks: "Mom....can I get a toy at Walmart? I need one."
Me: "Not today buddy....Christmas AND your birthday are coming up."
Parks: "Yeah but I'm not gunna get anything this year."
Me: "Why would you say that?"
Parks: "Cause I know I have been too naughty this year. Santa isn't going to bring me any toys. I am too mean to my brothers, I don't like to share, and I never make my bed because its too hard."
Me: "Don't worry P-man. Santa is a pretty forgiving guy. Just keep trying to be better and I think he will still come and bring you some nice things."
Parks: "OK....I will try."
Talk about HEART BREAK...looking into those cute eyes. Hey....at least he recognizes areas of improvement...right?


